Meet Your New
Desktop Companion
He's chatty. He's quirky. He's surprisingly helpful.
Coming soon!
Real-Time Monitoring
Track CPU, RAM, disk, network, battery, and GPU performance - all in one friendly companion that stays out of your way.
Actually Talks to You
Forget boring notifications. Get friendly warnings, helpful tips, and the occasional joke when Chrome eats all your RAM.
Procrastination Approved
Built-in mini-games for when you need a break. Your goblin gets bored too.
Smart Alerts
Get notified about the stuff that actually matters. Pattern-based warnings mean fewer false alarms, more useful info.
The Goblin's Log
A full history of what's been happening on your system, with personality. Simple mode for quick checks, advanced mode for power users.
Your Goblin, Your Rules
Customize thresholds, appearance, and behavior. Want him quiet? Mute him. Want more attitude? He's got plenty.
Whoa! Chrome is using 3.2 GB of RAM!
Maybe close some tabs, just sayin'...
— Your Desktop Goblin, probably
Ready to Meet Your Goblin?
Free download. Windows & macOS. No credit card. Just a goblin.
Download from itch.io